How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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