How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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