How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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