How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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