How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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