How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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