How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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