How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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