How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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