How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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