How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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