How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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Because it's two tired!


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The pronunciation.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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He presses the paws button.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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