How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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