How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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