How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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