How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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