How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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