How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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