How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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