How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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