How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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