How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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