How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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