How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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