How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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