How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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