How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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