How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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