How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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