How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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