How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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