How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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