How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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