How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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