How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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