How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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