How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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