How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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