How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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