How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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