How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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