How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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