How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine


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Chili


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To log on.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Because he was under cover.


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An onion


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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