How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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