How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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