How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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