How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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