How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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