How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.


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or

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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or

Lean beef.


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or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


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or

A phew.


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or

A parking meteor!


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or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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or