How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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