How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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