How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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