How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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