How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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