When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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A pork chop.
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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