How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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