How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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