How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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