How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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