How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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