How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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