How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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