How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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