How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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