How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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