How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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