How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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