How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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