How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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