How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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