How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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or

A dead centipede.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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or

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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or

A starfish.


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I've got my ion you.


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I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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Lemonade.


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or