How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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