How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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