How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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