How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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