How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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