How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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