How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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