How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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