How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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