How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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