How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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