How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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