How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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