How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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