How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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