How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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