How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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