How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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