How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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