How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.


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You crack me up!


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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The police had to comb the area.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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You Poke her face.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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It saw the ginger snap.


GOOD		CRAP

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