How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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Unique up on it.


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It was in a jam!


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3 blind mice.


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At the crystal ball.


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A ferrous wheel.


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