How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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