How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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