How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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