How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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