How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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