How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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