How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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