How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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