How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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