How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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