How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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