How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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