How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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