How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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