How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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