How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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