How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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