How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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