How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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