How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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