How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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