How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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