How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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