How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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