How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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