How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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