How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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It was in a pickle!


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Alley cats.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Velcrow.


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Because he was under cover.


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Na


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The mooseum.


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Hiss-story


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