How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan


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She ran away from the ball.


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Slippers.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Tell it a yolk.


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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"Feel the World."


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Virgin mobile.


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To get a mini soda


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