How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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