How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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