How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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