How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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