How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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