How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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