How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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