How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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