How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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