How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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