How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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