How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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