How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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