How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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