How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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