How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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