How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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