How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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