How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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