How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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