How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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