How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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A milkshake


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WHAT?


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Bone appetit!


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Bison


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It'll come back to me.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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