How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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