How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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