How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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