How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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