How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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