How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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