How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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