How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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