How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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