How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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