How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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