How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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