How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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