How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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