How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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