How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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