How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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