How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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