How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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