1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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A comb.
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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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They stamp their feet.
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