How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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