How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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