How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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