How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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