How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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