How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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