How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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