How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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