How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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