How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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