How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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