How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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