How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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