How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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