How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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