How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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