How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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