How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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