How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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