How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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