How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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