How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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