How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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