How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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