How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


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It might be your bicycle.


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Separation anxiety.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Do you believe in humans?


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Tell it a yolk.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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A traffic jam.


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