How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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