How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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Chili


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They are both rolling in the dough!


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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