How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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