How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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