How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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