How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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