How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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