How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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