How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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