How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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