How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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