How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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