How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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