How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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