How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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