How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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