How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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