How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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