How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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