A porcupine with split ends
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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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In Washington, D.C.
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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