How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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