How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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