How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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