How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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