How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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