How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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