How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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