How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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