How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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