How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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