How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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