How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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