How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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