How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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