How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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