How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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