How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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