How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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