How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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