How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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