How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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