How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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