How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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