How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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