How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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