How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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