How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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