How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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