How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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