How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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