How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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