How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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