How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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