How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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