How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.


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None, because they were copycats


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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A brick layer!


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Happy Owl-ween!


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The scales.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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