How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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