How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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