How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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