How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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