How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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