How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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