How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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