How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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