How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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