How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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