How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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