How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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