How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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