How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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