How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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