How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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