How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026