How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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