How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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