How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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