How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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