How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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