How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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