How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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