How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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