How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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