How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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