How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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