How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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