How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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