How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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