How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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