How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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