How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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