How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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