How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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