How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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