How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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