How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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