How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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Senator.


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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Parachute school!


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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