How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

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It wanted to see the mooooooon!


GOOD		CRAP

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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

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"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

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He felt funny.


GOOD		CRAP

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Nothing, it just waved.


GOOD		CRAP

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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

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