How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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