How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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