How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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