How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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