About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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So he could grade his eggs.
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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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None, because they were copycats
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He just couldn't put it down.
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A hush puppy.
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Because of the bark
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and still be 0k?
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