How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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