How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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