How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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