How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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