How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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