How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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