How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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