How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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