How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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