How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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