How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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