How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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