How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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