How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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