How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026