How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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