How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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