How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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