How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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