How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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