How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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