How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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