How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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