How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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