One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A waist of time!
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Super Pickle!
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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