How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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