How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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