How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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