How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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