How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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