How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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