How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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