How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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