How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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