How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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