How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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