How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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