How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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