How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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