How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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