How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025