How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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