How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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