How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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