How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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