How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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