How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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