How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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