How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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