How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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