How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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