How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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