How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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