How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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