How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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