How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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