How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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