How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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