How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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