How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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