How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated


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Take away his credit card


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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Time is fun when you're having flies


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Catillacs


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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