How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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