How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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