How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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