How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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