How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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