How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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