How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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