How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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