How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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