How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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