How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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