How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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