How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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