How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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