How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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