How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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