How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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