How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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