How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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