How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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