How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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