How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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