How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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