How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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