How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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