How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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