How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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