How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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