How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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