How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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