How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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