How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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