How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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