How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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