How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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