How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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