How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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