How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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