How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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