How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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