How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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