How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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