How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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