How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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