How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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