How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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