How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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