How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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