How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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