How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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