How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.


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A trombone.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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To get to the body shop.


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Root beer.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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To get to the shell station.


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It went OK.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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