How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Beef jerky


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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It needed a root canal.


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"Trike or Treat"?


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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