How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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