How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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