How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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