How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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