How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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