How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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