How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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