How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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