How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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