How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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