How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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