How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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