How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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