How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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