How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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