How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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