How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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