How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.


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I'm still working on it.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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With flood lighting.


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Snaked.


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If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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