How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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