How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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