How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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