How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What�s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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A head band!


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coz Donald ducked


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You go to the Library!


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Lilly.


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Because they dribble!


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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A fire cracker


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