How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Take away the g


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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Discrimination.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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A car only has one horn.


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I'll meet you at the corner.


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