Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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A can of people.
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they just stop reacting.
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A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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He just couldn't put it down.
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When the big hand touches the little hand
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