How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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It was sole destroying.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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It�s Hans free.


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A hippopota-mess


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It's Hans free.


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Donald Trump.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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