How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Slippers.


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Rootbeer.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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They both come in tots.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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To log on.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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