How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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You're Hired.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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It left its tracks.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Bison


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They can hit the high C's!


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Fish and ships.


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A phew.


GOOD		CRAP

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