How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.


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She ran away from the ball.


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Wet feet.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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