How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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A seal walks into a club...
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