How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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