How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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