How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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