How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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