How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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