How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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