How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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