How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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