How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


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When the door is open.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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It waves.


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Cell phones


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Two babies screaming!


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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A dead centipede.


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