How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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Hi school.


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Owlgebra


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Carbon.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Stinker Bell.


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A hush puppy.


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