How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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