How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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