How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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