How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025