How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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