How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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