How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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