How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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