How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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