How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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