How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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