How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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or

A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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or

The space bar!


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or

The hundred yard dash.


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or

Stable tennis


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or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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or

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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or

Catfish


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or

Sleep somewhere else.


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or

Because there was no atmosphere.


GOOD		CRAP

or