How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Orca-stras


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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Croak-a-cola.


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