How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...


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Make America Hate Again.


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Fast food.


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Barium


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Because it might crack up!


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