How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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