How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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