How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Take away the g


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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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They haven't had any gigs yet


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They both have a hole in one!


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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With flood lighting.


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Toy-otas.


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