How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026