How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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