How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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