How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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A swordfish


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Their lips are moving.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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You can't tuna fish.


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Stable tennis


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A hush puppy.


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