How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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