How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.


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Carbon.


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Finland.


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Accountants know they're boring.


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Professional courtesy.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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I have to say it got very animated.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Holly Davidson.


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