How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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