How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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