How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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