How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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