How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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