How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.


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An offer you can't understand


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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A Flat Miner


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Meet Patty.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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