How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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