How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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