How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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