How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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