How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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