How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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