How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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