How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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