How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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