How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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