How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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