How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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