How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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