How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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