How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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