How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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