How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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