How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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