How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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