How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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