How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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