How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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