How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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They can hit the high C's!


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Tell it a yolk.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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A natural major.


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