How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.


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A jellycopter


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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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Stuck


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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