How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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