How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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