How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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