How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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