How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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