How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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