How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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