How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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