How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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