How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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