How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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