How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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