How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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