How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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