How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


GOOD		CRAP

or

By subsisting on titrations.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt penguin


GOOD		CRAP

or

he's bisatchel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or