How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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