How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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