How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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