How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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