How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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