How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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A taxi driver.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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None. It turned itself in.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!


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