How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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