How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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