How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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A trombone.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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