How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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