How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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At the baa-baa shop.


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Sir.


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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Sherlock Bones.


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