How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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