How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026