How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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