How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu


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or

Stop! You're under a vest.


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Elvis Parsley.


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or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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or

He presses the paws button.


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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or

Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or