How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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