How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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