How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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[Period]


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All of them.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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You're Hired.


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Five after one.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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