One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Stop! You're under a vest.
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Elvis Parsley.
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"A complex world demands complex hair."
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He was tired of working for peanuts.
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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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