How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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