How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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