How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


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A fence.


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Fish and ships.


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I'll meet you at the corner.


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A plumpkin.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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A piano.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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