How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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