How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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