How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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