How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Juan by Juan.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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When it's full.


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Soviets


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Ihop


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I can hardly contain myself.


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