How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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