How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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