How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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