How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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