How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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