How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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