How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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