How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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