How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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