How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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