How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.


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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.


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A trombone.


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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Snowflakes.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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Plug its nose.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


GOOD		CRAP

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