How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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