How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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