How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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