How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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