How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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