How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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