How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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