How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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