How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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