How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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